The Crooked Swan has something for everyone. Each room has been designed with infinite attention to detail and inimitable style, to make your stay with us as unique and comfortable as possible.  Every room includes:

Every room includes:

ROOM ONE — The Family Suite


With a cosy kids bunk beds in a separate nook, this room is a comfortable fit for a family of 4. A thunderous ecclesiastical headboard and kitsch swan gold taps add to the fun!

Room TWo


A magnificent 4 poster bed dominates the room alongside equally enormous pink crushed silk curtains. Stunning etched antique doors lead to a huge bathroom with double sinks mounted on an old pub table, walk in shower, roll-top bath and original mottled plaster walls.



“That Bathroom!” The Gorgeous bedroom with antique side tables and hanging mini bedside chandeliers just cannot compete with the epic bathroom… Huge Indian teak double doors lead to our finest bathroom, with a curvaceous Lusso stone bathtub and a majestic walk in double shower.
Room Four


Antique French bed, matching anglepoise lamps, chinoiserie, bizarre curves, bare brick walls… what the hell is going on here?! Like living in an art piece!

Room Five


Bold carpet and huge oil painting wallpaper dominate the room, whilst the bathroom is, once more, utterly unique. The washstand is made from a chopped down antique console table and the gareish mustard yellow cast iron bath sits next to a window into a wall, revealing the beauty of lathe and plaster.
ROOM SIX — The Honeymoon suite


An absolutely enormous 500 sq.ft of style and luxury. A rare super king sized 19th Century bed sits between Scandinavian bedside tables facing an ornate crib from an Italian Palazzo, used as a planter.

Luxuriate in the insanely comfortable copper bath or marvel at the gramophone shower head. Epic.

Room Seven


A cosier room, with plush carpet and delightful touches of quirk.
Old voting boxes for bedside tables, antlers as loo roll holders and a wicker headboard.
And all our usual attention to detail and comfort: A deep bath, a powerful shower, a super king bed and more sockets and USB points than you could shake a stick at!

Room Eight


A lovely quiet, calming room with more classical decoration, punctuated with hints of a retro chic!

Also available as a twin room.